The Passion of Scooby Doo 2?
(AP, Peoria, Illinois) Friday night is just another night at the Fulton County CineMax, people coming, people going, overpriced drinks and snacks but something strange has been happening in a particular theatre on particular screen. There have been reports of some unexplainable phenomenon. People watching Scooby Doo 2 have claimed to experience life changing miracles. Joey Spazzitti, 6 years old went into the movie with a bloody nose, during the most dramatic scene of the movie Joey removed the tissue from his nose and showed his mom that it stopped. Joey's mom, Mary Elizabeth Martha Spazzetti, says "It's a miracle usually it takes an hour or so for his nose to stop bleeding. But today it only took 45 minutes. I think that Fred is so dreamy!" When asked how she knows it was a miracle, she replied "Well it hasn't bled anymore since then and it has been 3 whole days." Jennifer Nundy, who was at the Scooby movie turned herselve in to the Mall Police at Greater Twin Peaks Mall and admitted to stealing a male manequin with a red wig because he "was, like, so, like cool, because he, ummm, looked, like, um Matthew Lillard (the actor that plays Shaggy)." When asked why she admitted to stealing it she said "Well, I was overcome, like by his coolness." Three other people died suddenly within hours of attending the film. When John Smithers, owner of the theater was asked why all these strange occurences seemed to be happening he said "Well, the movie canister for Scooby Doo 2 was sitting DIRECTLY on top of the movie cannister for The Passion of the Christ so maybe that's why?" The friends of the 3 kids broke into the theatre after hours and called police. After an in depth investigation, records show that Mr. Smithers "Buttaflava" covering on the popcorn was 4 years old. Mr. Smithers was convicted of fraud for trying to convince police that the deaths were because of the movie. He was quoted as saying "I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids."